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pomadecum:

Too horny to live
Too horny to die

(via xvelvetcrowbar)

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asian:

went grocery shopping

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(via thefuuuucomics)

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via thisisasinkingship)

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kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via thisisasinkingship)

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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via crowdsourceinspiration)

(via domyhandstellastory)

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flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD
dejantendu:

i spent this year as a ghost