deaderidan:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS
TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE
GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 
all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it
I hope one day, you choke on all the shit you talk. Beenzino (cr: KHH circa 2013)

(Source: them-asianboys, via xvelvetcrowbar)

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  • what a girls says: I'm fine
  • what she's thinking: OH MY GOD EXODIA, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM

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guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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(via brian-mcgee)

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whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

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alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

(via mylifeismusicandmusicisgood)

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neptunain:

[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]

(via lewis--thompson)

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